Beyoncé, the giant metal chicken has a Facebook page

In my 2011 mid-year link clearance, I linked to the story And that's why you should learn to pick your battles. I thought that was the end of the story, but no, it's the gift that keeps on giving. Beyoncé, the giant metal chicken has a Facebook page, populated with all sorts of crazy things like pictures of Beyoncé's relatives spotted in the wild (some of them knocking on doors or peeking in windows), a No Soliciting sign just for giant metal chickens, and an updated version of the chart of anniversary gifts which lists BIG METAL CHICKEN as the modern 15th anniversary present.

Comments (4)
  1. Col. Sanders says:

    I still think you should set up a fund to buy Victor a cutting torch.

  2. grumpy says:

    That woman is *mad*. I wish there were more like her in the world, maybe we'd have fewer wars…

  3. Brett Thwaites says:

    The Bloggess just crashed my browser :(

  4. Tim Finer says:

    Thanks for the link to the Beyonce, that story made my wife and I cry.  Now I have a crush on her.

Comments are closed.

Skip to main content