Every so often, I'll run across a statement of the obvious disguised as news and post it to the News flash tag, but the ones I've found have nothing on this collection of the 11 Most Painfully Obvious Newspaper Articles Ever. Just click through and slap your forehead.
Bonus News Flash: Mark McGwire used steroids. I can't wait to see what other breaking news stories we'll have in the coming days. "Pope's religion identified." "Bear feces found in forest."