But they’re not (puts on sunglasses) going to get away with murder


I don't even watch CSI: Miami, but this sequence of Endless Caruso One Liners cracks me up. The Wikipedia entry for Horatio Crane acknowledges the awesome power of the Sunglasses of Justice, and even Jim Carrey gets into the act.

Comments (12)
  1. Anonymous says:

    I always thought Gil’s puns on the original CSI were better (or is that worse?)

  2. Anonymous says:

    "What are you going to do?"

    "I’m -" (puts on sunglasses) "-going to put on my sunglasses."

    Okay, maybe he didn’t quite say that once, but he should have.

  3. Anonymous says:

    That is awesome.  What a hack.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Maybe its because I’m CDN too but I knew he was going to do Tweety. Somehow, I just knew!

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  8. Anonymous says:

    David Caruso is an affront to acting :)

  9. Anonymous says:

    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/ – this thing is hilarious!

  10. Anonymous says:

    I suspect Horatio studied at detective school under Jack Lord (Hawaii Five-O) before taking a position in Miami.  

  11. Anonymous says:

    "Book him (puts on sunglasses) Danno"

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