News flash: Snacks at the theater concession stand are not good for you

"We try to make them as healthy as possible," says Jose Mier. As healthy as sixteen inches of deep-fried dough, covered in sugar, and stuffed with caramel can be. That is to say, not healthy at all.

Here are some ideas for making them healthier: Don't coat them in sugar, don't stuff them with Bavarian cream, and don't deep-fry them. Or just get over the fact that churros aren't healthy and stop pretending that they are.

(I was tipped off to this article by the always-entertaining Ken Levine.)

In related news, whole wheat Krispy Kreme donuts are not health food.

Comments (4)
  1. bramster says:

    I’ve always considered movie theatres as really, really bad expensive restaurants with fairly cheap, variable quality entertainment.

  2. Sven Groot says:

    Bramster: then you go to the wrong movies. :)

  3. Brian says:

    I never knew churros were 16 inches long… and  I can’t say I’m any better for knowing.

  4. Anonymous Coward says:

    I’ve always thought that theaters could consider serving edamame as a suitable alternative to heavily buttered/oiled popcorn.  

    It can’t be much more expensive than popcorn, and it’d definitely be healthier.

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