Handy tip: If you’re going to break into vehicles, the police vehicle service center is probably a bad place


And you probably shouldn't fall asleep in the van you break into.

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  1. Mat Hall says:

    The story below that one is another example of nominative determinism — Warren Burns is Bothell’s new fire chief. :)

  2. Rhomboid says:

    Life is tough for narcoleptics.

  3. ::wendy:: says:

    if you are homeless and potentially likely to be beaten-up by thugs,  a police car provides an initial warm safe dry place to sleep.  The you get arrested so you get an even safer place to sleep.  For some reason the article appears to ASSUME that he was breaking into the car with the intention of ‘stealing’ rather than using state resources and processes to innovatively get some temporary shelter.  

  4. required says:

    you get arrested so you get an even safer place to sleep

    Only if Bubba lets you and doesn’t just want you to "squeal like a piggy, boy!"

  5. "For some reason the article appears to ASSUME that he was breaking into the car with the intention of ‘stealing’ rather than using state resources and processes to innovatively get some temporary shelter."

    It amazes me how many crimes could be prevented if society would face up to addressing its problems rather than continuing to twist them into stereotypes.

    No money exists for solving causes, but endless money exixts for addressing symptoms and consequences.

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