You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

I have a problem with the Pop-Tarts selection here in our vending machines. You could say I'm a big fan, I grew up with Pop-Tarts as our go-to for a quick breakfast before school or those 5 A.M. hockey practices. They have a special place in my heart, well a little bit below my heart. Specifically, my stomach. But I digress.

The problem here at Xbox HQ, unfortunately, is that the vending machines here consistently stock the Apple Strudel variety. Seriously? You've got one spot, #160, to dedicate to The Great American Pop-Tart and you're going with Apple Strudel? I'm not knocking Apple Strudel, it's nice every once in a while for a change of pace, but why not one of the flagship flavors such as the many 'berries, Brown-Sugar Cinnamon or S'more?

In conclusion, if you elect KP as class president, I promise to stock a better variety of Pop Tarts in the vending machine. Thank you. Good luck, and good night.