Darby Conley's "Get Fuzzy" comic is full of strange and silly engagements between the characters. But one comic from this year had some of the best butcherings to idiomatic sayings that I've seen in quite awhile, and everyone loves a good butchering of idiomatic sayings!
"I don't cry over milk spilled under bridges. I go make lemonade." - Darby Conley
"Even when my glass is half-empty, it's a big glass. I'll put my half empty jug up against your full shot glass any day." - Darby Conley
Technically, it's the character "Bucky" saying the quotes, but they were written by Darby. That latter one actually makes sense. Sort of. Maybe. Oh, it hurts to think about it!
Have a day!
- User Ed