My dream closet

In my dream closet, folded nicely next to my I heart Live Writer t-shirt, I have a t-shirt from this place.

I also just remembered that I have, in my utopian closet of dreams, a dress that has tiny text embroidered around the hem. It says, in petite, fuchsia lettering, ...your beta results. i'm happy you passed! but please do not ask me about your beta results. i'm happy you passed! but please do not...

Oh, this old thing?

I've had it for just ages.