Nobody as raw as you, son.

Oh, wait.  

 

It looks like there are a few other people as raw as you.  

https://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/certified.mspx 

 

But your game is still, um, pretty tight, or whatever.

 

 

 

"Ask around the streets, man, I'm certified,

cross seas all my customers are satisfied. 

Ask around the hood, man, I'm certified...'