One in a million. I mean, one in 1,433.

If you have a Microsoft Certified Professional Developer (MCPD) credential, you are one of 1,433 people worldwide. If you have a MCSE on Windows Server 2003, you are one of 68,668 worldwide. For more, check out the page we just updated here. Let me know how else you'd like to see this updated. Next time I'll ask to have the different certs of MCTS, MCPD, MCITP added... 

You're one in a million. Really. I mean it. One!! In a million!