On bald cats and small children.

How's that for an attention grabbing title?

One of the best things about working for Microsoft is the benefits. One of the best ones is the parental leave policy. Basically, as a father, when you have a child you get a month of paid leave to bond with them (and in my case the bald cat:) ). Mothers get 3 months, which given the extra work, seems fair. Also, we have adoption benefits including legal and monetary assistance.

Children not your thing? That’s cool too because we have tons of other benefits including free membership at the amazing Pro Sports Club featuring over 260,000 square feet of the most comprehensive state-of-the art fitness equipment and programs available in the world. Plus with our vast number of partners, we also get tons of great discounts on amazing technology. Not to mention we have one of the best health care benefits in the industry.

Anyhow, if you want to experience these benefits my team is hiring! Send me your resume!