Isaac Hayes’ Three Laws of Robotics

Some guy Shane posted “Isaac Hayes' 3 Laws of Robotics“ as a comment to this blog entry on Engadget.  I laughed out loud.

  • A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.
  • A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
  • A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.

(As an aside -- who thinks Phillip Torrone has too many robots?  Is there such a thing?)


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