Playing Eliza with Encarta

I've found a new mindless hobby - playing Eliza with Encarta.

The Windows Live Messenger team were first to put me on to the fun new service offered by Encarta, whereby you can add to your MSN IM list and ask it free-text questions such as "Where is the capital of Bolivia?" or "Who is the president of the USA?" It's pretty good at parsing the meaning of your questions and giving you an answer out of the encyclopaedia corpus. For geographic questions, like "Where is Reykjavik?", it gives you a textual description of its location and displays a MapPoint map alongside the chat window. It can even answer mathematical questions (for example: "Solve 6x^2 + 3x = 30").

But the programmers obviously had a little fun and added answers to other, perhaps less encyclopaedic, questions. Leah has a couple on her blog which are quite good; it's also worth trying these:

  • "What is the temperature in Seattle?"

  • "What is the meaning of life?"

  • "How old are you?"

  • "Now what?"

  • "Why?"

What gems can you find?

Comments (20)

  1. Tommi says:

    I had an interesting discussion with the bot as well. See here:

    These two questions seem to produce funny discussion as well:

    Well, am I?


  2. Tim Sneath says:

    A few more:

    – "Am I alive?"

    – "Where are you?"

    – "Encarta is great"

    – "Encarta is bad"

    – "When do you go to sleep?"

    – "I feel ill"

    – "Boo"

    – "Wink at me"

  3. "Why do I exist?"

    "I feel sad"

    I also like how after a while of typing these things is "prompts" you to ask it a real question to find an answer for in the encyclopedia.

  4. James Snape says:


    What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

  5. tasa says:

    Who’s your daddy?

  6. Mr_Al says:

    Sup, yo?

    Can I kiss you?

    Can I love you?

    Can I hug you?

    Can I smooch you?

    Kiss me

    Love me

    Hug me

    Screw me

  7. Dave says:

    Try some of the emoticons.

  8. Try "lalala" a couple of times. 😉

  9. Steve says:

    Am I pregnant?

    Encarta® Instant Answers says:

    Would you like to be pregnant?

  10. Steve says:

    What is my name?

    that is a good one..

    Whos your daddy?

    is another good one

  11. Steve says:

    How old are you?

    How much do you weigh?

    you can just keep going on and on…:)

  12. Nick Swan says:

    q: is xbox good?

    a: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about computer games.

  13. Dean Harding says:

    "asl" is a good one.

    Typing random smileys at it is also pretty funny.

    And, "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" and the follow-up question: "How do you know so much about swallows?" are good.

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    I want to learn microsoft .net technology and be able to create software with this technology.can u help me in how to get started.

  15. Steve Clay says:

    How do you add to your MSN IM list ?

  16. Lance Elworth says:

    try How old am I?

  17. guban says:

    please I lost my key product of window Vista

  18. guban says:

    I need help please

  19. guban says:

    who can help me please

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