What Body Part can I Sell to Pay the Mortgage?

Rough month this is... My wife's uncle passed away last weekend so we had to book an emergency flight to CA for her (I stayed here as I am vacationless and the uncle isn't a direct relative). But with the travel related expenses, we're not short on money. One lesson to learn from this, is to always have enough in the bank to at least cover 1-2 months in case of emergencies, and of course try not to be financially overcommited like I am.

Now, what shal I do.... Hmmm.. Wonder how many pints of plasma I would need to give to cover the mortgage? What's the going rate for a kidney these days???

Or sorry, sarcastic bipolar humor I guess 🙂

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