(Off Topic) Now for something completely different...

This weekend I was playing with my little girls when the 4 year old reminded me I was getting soft around the middle (like Santa). So now I have determined I must remove all Santa like qualities from my body, so it looks like I need to take these rusty bones back to the gym. This brings to mine 2 phrases from a buddy of mine:
1. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
2. When I was younger, I use to skinny dip, now I just chunky dunk.