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Microsoft Corporation
Enterprise Services and Business Processes
Team Mongoose

END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

IMPORTANT - READ THIS CAREFULLY: This End User License Agreement is a legal agreement between you (either an individual, business entity, currently active identity of an individual with Multiple Personality Disorder, octopus overlord, or otherworldly entity), and Team Mongoose – Enterprise Systems and Business Processes (ESBP), for the enclosed, internal Microsoft components. By reading this document and/or installing this product, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EULA.

Microsoft owns all copyright, trade secret, trademark, trade wars, patent, portent, and potential rights to these components. Microsoft and Team Mongoose grant you the right to deploy the enclosed components to an internal, Microsoft owned server.

If you agree to the terms of this EULA, a license to use these components is granted to you.

If you should happen to benefit from the enclosed components, then you are legally and contractually bound to thank us for it. Send your regards to [alias hidden]@microsoft.com.

OTHER RIGHTS AND LIMITATONS

You may not reverse-engineer, decompile, decode, disassemble, psycho-analyze, or otherwise attempt to find hidden meanings between the lines of this EULA; unless, of course, you should happen to find some, and they are funny.

You may not translate this EULA or any part of the components into Ancient Sumerian.

THESE COMPONENTS ARE PROVIDED “AS-IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. ANY USE OF THE COMPONENTS CONTAINED IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. MICROSOFT AND TEAM MONGOOSE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, WITH RESPECT TO THE ACCURRACY AND CORRECTNESS OF THE COMPONENTS CONTAINED HEREIN. MICROSOFT AND TEAM MONGOOSE DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE COMPONENTS ARE FLAWLESS.
IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT OR TEAM MONGOOSE BE HELD LIABLE FOR INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCONSEQUENTIAL, UNBELIEVABLE, EXAGGERATED, VERBOSE, OR TYPICAL DAMAGES INCURRED WHILE USING THE ENCLOSED COMPONENTS. OUR STUFF ALWAYS WORKS - SOMETIMES.

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