Favorite Computer Jokes...

I heard this one the other day and wanted to share….

Two strings walk into a bar.  The first one says, “Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink!”
The second one says, “Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink too! blaaaaaaaaah Eeeeeeeek yaaaaaaak oooooooh.”
The first one says, “Please excuse my friend.  He isn’t null terminated.”

My favorite computer joke of all time….

Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.  Many <insert profession here> were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1!  F1!”, but no one understood.

Got a favorite computer joke to share?