Programs to Run


I haven’t posted anything “fun” for a while.  Here’s another of my little parody songs.


Based on Sheryl Crow’s “Soak Up The Sun


Programs to Run


My friend the program lead
Can’t even code in VB
I can’t afford his bloat
So I’m stuck here fixing his tree


I don’t have profile runs
I don’t have diddly squat
I just wish they had a goal
It’s not like I ask a lot


CHORUS:


I’ve got programs to run
Gotta tell everyone
To speed them up


I’m gonna tell them that:


I’ve got no-one to blame
for every function that’s lame
I’ll speed it up



I’ve got a crummy test
It don’t help near enough
To find the things it takes
To fix these these bugs they’re so tough


Every time I turn around
The space goes up, the speed is down
Surely if they only knew
They wouldn’t act the way they do?
I think I’m going crazy too!



CHORUS



Don’t have no testing suite
But I’m still the king of speed
You’ve got to ship worldwide, but baby
I’m the one with goals to meet


Every time I turn around
The space goes up, the speed is down
Surely if they only knew
They wouldn’t act the way they do?
I think I’m going crazy too!


CHORUS


I’ve got programs to run
Got my profiler set
So I can rock on

Comments (3)

  1. Andrei Rinea says:

    Niiiiiiiicee… 🙂

  2. charris says:

    I always enjoy a good song parody that I can relate too.  So what’s the lesson to learn? Profile?