How to NOT review a paper

Well I AM on vacation and thought that I would look through some of the other research sites, and today I was examining the storied ATT research site.  On the front page, as I am getting ready to either clean out my closet or walk down to the beach, so I just looked at the front page.  On it there was a banner and in the rotating banner there was this paper:

Actually, this is one of the better papers that I have read, it explains how to read and review a paper.  Awesome!

Definitely going to revisit this when I return from vacation.  Right now, my wife is pointing out that the closet needs to be cleaned out and frankly I think she is being adversarial about me going to the beach.

Well, guess I better get to the closet clean out.  This is the problem with staycations.  Oh well.