You’re doing it wrong!

I always hear Randall's comic voice in my head now shouting "You're doing it wrong!" when I see things like this:

"This is believed to be the first reported case of a space station computer getting a virus, but a Nasa spokesman said there had been previous instances."
Computer virus infects International Space Station laptops

Um. I guess we're supposed to feel better because the infected computers aren't plugged into the C&C network… but they're sharing an unsafe flash drive, so… Isn't the cliché supposed to be "It's ain't rocket science?"

Read this and you'll hear the same voice in your head: Voting Machines (

Edgar said to tell you that he would like to add, "Nevermore."

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