Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

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Being the sweet, considerate guy that he is, Steve Jones sent me an email to remind me of a couple of important things last Friday when he found out that my office was being moved into the basement (of Building 35).

Not necessarily in order of importance, those were:

  • Always know where your red stapler is.
  • Get your TPS reports in on time.
  • Make sure that you're still getting paid.

Thanks for the reminders, Steve. You have no idea how it makes a guy feel to know that you equate him with Milton. Heh. (The sad thing is that he wasn't the only one. *sigh*)

I guess it's time to add a Red Swingline Stapler (thinkgeek.com) to my wish list. I probably should replace the pair of Boston staplers that I was issued that tend to bind up too much...