Got milk? How many gallons will it take?

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It's almost like something you'd read about in The Onion:

Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.  
14 tons of spilled Oreo cookies snarl Ill. traffic (breitbart.com)

In the immortal words of Weird Al, "My pancreas just went into shock."