I'm sorry. I laughed. It was funny.
Now I know why I was told to always keep a large, black duffel bag on-hand. And what the "no skateboarding" signs all over Redmond are for.
It's eerie how the over-green, park-like campus landscaping now seems designed for the sole purpose of concealing ponds for "disposal of [evidence]."
Going to have to get some 8.5x11 autograph-quality self-portrait photos to match my Sharpie pen desk set. That's a great tip, Tina.
I think I recognize a could of the building lobbies, but I could be wrong... Heh.
Marketing obviously has waaay too much free time on their hands. I'm glad they're keeping busy!