If you're intrigued by data mining or wonder how your SQL Server certifications will be affected, these are for you:
TechNet Webcast: Mastering Time Series Prediction with SQL Server 2008 Data Mining (Level 300), Thursday, Jan. 24, 8 a.m. - 9 a.m. Pacific Time
TechNet Webcast: Building and Validating Advanced Mining Models with SQL Server 2008 Data Mining (Level 200), Thursday, Jan. 31, 8 a.m. - 9 a.m. Pacific Time
MCP Live Meeting: SQL Server 2008 and Your Microsoft Certifications (Session 1), Wednesday, Feb. 6, 7:30 a.m. - 8:30 a.m. Pacific Time
I refrain from making any inappropriate Patriot Act or NSA jokes at this time. Heh.