First quad-core laptop hits U.S.? Ooh, shiny!

I've always wanted an Alienware machine, I just could never justify pushing the button on a $5,000USD notebook computer after lustfully configuring every option imaginable... but I might not be able to resist buying one of these beauties.

First quad-core laptop hits U.S. - nVision (laptopvideo2go.com)

I can already cook eggs on my Tecra Tablet, but if I can seer steaks on this 12.5-pound monster, I'd be happy to switch!! (Please don't tell my wife. Please.)