A new name for Windows?

In unrelated news, we were joking about silly words at dinner. One of our developers said he hated the word "performant" and that Microsoft was the only place where you would hear it (clearly he is mistaken). Of course I said I didn't like "so" and "like", so we decided that Longhorn should be called "So, like, Performant."

("Unrelated to what?" you might be asking yourself. Well, if I told you that it would take all the mystique out of this post, now wouldn't it?)