The financial acumen of sea turtles

I dreamed that I was attending some sort of "how to be awesome" seminar where the presenter said, among other things, that a sea turtle, when left to thrive undisturbed, amasses $1 million in personal wealth within one year.

Comments (10)
  1. Ace says:

    I do not know if I would amass $1 million.  But, I would likely amass more money than I do know if I am undisturbed.  If nothing, I would be able to write more applications. :)

  2. kinokijuf says:

    “It’s official: according to Microsoft, the sea turtle ammasses $1M in personal wealth within one year.”

  3. Dave says:


    "Now announcing Microsoft SeaTurtle RT"

  4. Brian says:

    Seattler? Sea turtle? Perhaps Raymond misheard.

  5. This is yet another confirmation that turtles are way weirder than I thought (the first one: )

  6. Suddenly I have a strong desire to be a turtle left undisturbed…

  7. JM says:

    "The Turtle Left Undisturbed" is an awesome title for just about anything. A band, a movie, an indie game, a martial arts stance, you name it. Just remember it originated here.

  8. cheong00 says:

    「不動如龜」doesn't sound like a cool martial arts stance name, though…

  9. Peter Laird says:

    Teenaged Mutant Undisturbed Turtles!! Splinters!! Why didn't I think of that…

  10. Samuel Jack says:

    I knew there was a good reason for naming my company Seaturtle Software!

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