Miss France, she has the Eiffel Tower on her head, because France has the Eiffel Tower, and no other country does, so she put it on her head, that’s why


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Commentary in parts NSFW but they so deserve it.

Comments (15)
  1. Anonymous says:

    Incidentally, Berlin, Germany has the Funkturm (not to be confused with the Fernsehturm), which looks a lot like the Eiffel Tower.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Check out this one (in French):

    people.premiere.fr/…/2389999

    [TIL in France, a rocket launch goes "1… 2… 3… 4… 5… lift-off!" -Raymond]
  3. Anonymous says:

    Interesting sheeps they go in France.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Remember kids, don't believe anything that pretty women tell you about rocketry. Even in France (more specifically, French Guyana, at the Centre Spatial Guyanais), they count down. But in French.

    It's not exactly rocket scie… oh, wait.

  5. I thought the countdown in France went like this:

    http://www.calormen.com/Applesoft

    10 HOME

    20 PRINT "15…"

    21 PRINT "30…"

    22 PRINT "40…"

    30 IF RND(1) > 0.5 GOTO 40

    31 GOTO 50

    40 PRINT "INITIATING LAUNCH…"

    41 IF RND(1) > 0.5 GOTO 100

    42 GOTO 60

    50 PRINT "SACRE BLEU…"

    51 IF RND(1) > 0.5 GOTO 60

    52 GOTO 200

    60 PRINT "UN MOMENT…"

    51 IF RND(1) > 0.5 GOTO 40

    52 GOTO 50

    100 PRINT "LIFTOFF!"

    101 GOTO 300

    200 PRINT "LAUNCH ABORTED."

    201 GOTO 300

    300 END

  6. Oops… the second "line 51" should be 61, and the second "line 52" should be 62.

  7. Anonymous says:

    OMG that link is hilarious. Awesome find.

  8. Anonymous says:

    @Marquess, And Tokyo has the Tokyo tower…

  9. Anonymous says:

    Yes! This is why I read this blog. You never know what kind of wacky stuff gets mixed in with articles on how garbage collection works.

  10. Anonymous says:

    You mean this isn't an article about garbage collection?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Interesting sheeps they go in France.

    Of course! Everything's interesting in France!!

    And indeed our sheeps sound very differently than english and american ones:

    http://bit.ly/cCyv4I

    /blatant bad faith

  12. Anonymous says:

    You know, it's totally over the top, but I actually like the Miss USA "dress" :P

    Of course, with Miss Venezuela right underneath her they look like a hero/villain pair from something terrible, like maybe Batman Forever II.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Switzerland's is by far my favorite.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I went "What a sweet little nothing she's almost wearing" several times. Nice page, that.

    Good thing that the "National symbol on the head" thing didn't catch on. Miss Australia would have looked just plain silly with Uluru on her head.

  15. Gregory Kong says:

    @Morten: Ayer's Rock, mate. Ayer's Rock.

    No need to go all pc on this blog, I don't think.

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