We had Best of Craig's List.
We had Lamebook.
Now we have Tweeting Too Hard, "where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve."
The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
How was it I got invite to last yrs White House Xmas party when Bush was prez; and nothing this year? I guess I must try harder 2 be fab.