The Great Muffin Heist of ’07

Earlier this month, there were no muffins to be found anywhere on Microsoft campus. Somebody stole the Muffin Truck!

Comments (15)
  1. Anonymous says:

    That picture makes me really want a chocolate muffin. Damn. (I am waiting for a delivery that so obviously is never going to arrive and thus cannot leave the house. :( )

  2. Anonymous says:

    Oh, do you know the muffin man,

    The muffin man, the muffin man,

    Oh, do you know the muffin man,

    That delivers to One Microsoft Way?

  3. Anonymous says:

    I’ll bet there are plenty of muffins. Just have everyone hold their keyboards upside-down, and shake :-)

  4. Anonymous says:

    So if I find the muffin thief, I get to say "me and a couple thousand friends[1] would like to CHAT" in a very Don Corleone tone of voice?

    You might want to ask the Bungie folks… knowing those guys and their seriousness about snacks I’m sure THEY have an alternate muffin failover system. :-)

    [1] I assume the muffinless pissed-off folks on the MS Campus are at least that many…

  5. Anonymous says:

    Oh man, I could not eat another muffin. I am so stuffed.

    No, wait, yes I can. Mmmmmmm….

  6. Anonymous says:

    I get scared when it’s muffin day around here, those greasy things can be irresistible but give me constipation like no other.

  7. Anonymous says:

    The Great Muffin Heist of ’07


    Episode V: Richard Stallman Strikes Back

  8. Anonymous says:

    Microsoft’s Muffins Misappropriated; Muffinless Microsofties Mourn Muffin Malarkey

  9. Anonymous says:

    Another security issue for Microsoft? :D

  10. Anonymous says:

    Okay so folks know that I'm going upside down in November to Wayne's conference

  11. Anonymous says:

    I wonder what they are gonna do with the muffin truck… Maybe some sort of bank heist involving giving drugged muffins to the guards?

  12. Anonymous says:

    Nick – Inspired by this?

  13. Anonymous says:

    [Nick – Inspired by this?]

    That may indeed have been in the back of my mind :)

  14. Anonymous says:

    And MadQ must have been inspired by this:

    xkdc ftw!

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