Valleywag endorses His Steveness

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In honour of Super Tuesday, Silicon Valley gossip rag Valleywag has now endorsed Steve Jobs for President. Their reasons? As quoted from the site, these are their reasons:

  • State of the Union address will need to be read on Engadget.
  • Taxes $200 higher for early filers.
  • Dialing any goverment phone number gets a recording, "Did you know that you can get many of your questions answered online at support.apple.gov?"
  • White House press briefings closed to everyone except Walt Mossberg.
  • American flag: Black, with one white star in the middle.
  • $6 trillion budget most expensive ever, but fits into a manila envelope.
  • Foreign policy: "Boom."

Well, I'm glad that I haven't filed my taxes yet. Any other reasons that you'd vote for His Steveness for Prez?