Christmas - Action Figures ?

I guess Christmas must be getting close, it’s cold and wet outside (actually that closely describes most days in Seattle), and the stores look like they are getting ready for Valentines day, or Easter, or something like that…

I see that you can get Action Figures of just about anything these days, Halo, Star Wars, Van Helsing, Muppets, you name it, you can probably get it… but, why isn’t there a “Software Developer” action toy ? (with accessories, CPU, mouse, keyboard, empty soda cans, half eaten pizza etc…) ???

– Mike