I was a little lax on the posting this weekend, a selfish sunbaked digital loafer. I actually had a full two days of family time; no coding, nothing. Okay, a little bit of coding but not much. A few lines here or there, who’s going to know the difference? I knew you all would be expecting something stupendous and profound to show up on Saturday or Sunday, and I knew I would not be able to get around to it, so I was afraid you would be angry and start a tantrum. That’s why I contacted my network of liars, cheaters and line stealers at the alibi and excuse club. With their help I prepared a long and involved though quite convincing sob story that will utterly have you eating out of my hands. Later, I realized that this was a tad unethical, since it would constitute a complete fabrication and I would never do something like that on the Wayward. I sent a recall to the club members but was unsuccessful at disengaging the prearranged plan. So, in the next few hours, each of you will be receiving a personalized phone call detailing the intricate reasoning behind my general slackitude.
But I digress