The Wayward Chump Answers All

I received the following questions from by post “Stump the Chump“


Q: what… is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: I’ll tell you if you bring me a shrubbery.


Q: How many plain M&M’s could you fit into a Boeing 747-400 Freighter? How many Peanut M&M’s?

A: M&M’s usually fly coach.


Q: If you took all the characters of all the code in the .NET core framework 1.1 and made a single string, how many times can you circle the world assuming each character is of Arial font Size 10pt.

A: That exceeds the maximum string length.


Q: What is six times nine?

A: I hate trick questions


Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: You’ve got blue sky?


Q: wie lautet die hundert-milliardenste stelle der kreiszahl?

A: Unterhalt weg vom Gras


Q: Where can I get the perfect girl?

A: Sorry, she’s taken.


Q: Where exactly in the world is Waldo?

A: He’s in a rehab center outside of Des Moines.


Q: If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of ?

A: Giant southern-accented chickens


Q: What is the exact numerical value of pi?

A:  1.0, but that’s in pinary.


Q: Has the milk in my refrigerator gone sour?

A: You don’t have milk.  At least you won’t by the time you get home.


Q: If I buy 3 pies on Tuesday, 4 pies on Wednesday and 5 pies on Friday…and the pies cost $3.00 apiece on Tuesday, going up by a factor of 1.5 each day per pie…How long will it take two hamsters to change the spark plugs on a ’57 Chevy?

A: Click and Clack answered this one last month.  With the price of pies these days, the hamsters switched to a more pie efficient hybrid vehicle.



Comments (3)

  1. pinary! Very funny!

    Of course, the value of N is 10 in base N – 1.0 is 1.0 in all bases 🙂

  2. Brian says:

    Damn. Knew I should have gotten more persistant hamsters.