Stump the Chump

This is your chance to ask me incredibly hard to answer questions.  Try to stump me.  Every question will be answered.  I will compile them into a Q/A format and post them at some time in the future.

Sample questions: 

“Why does nose hair grow faster than nuckle hair.” 

“What is the atomic weight of a hamster?”

“Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?”

Matt