The Ultimate Service

It seems like every workday starts out pretty much the same as every other workday.  The alarm goes off.  I get out of bed.  I stumble into the shower.  My mind fogs over as quickly as the mirrors.  And then, somehow, I arrive at work.  Every Day!  Now I don't know about you, but there is something definitely strange going on here.  I mean, there must be something that goes on inbetween the shower and arriving at work, but I don't recall what it is.  It's as if it has been edited out of my brain.  Surely, I ate breakfast.  Surely, I drove that car.  Yet, its all a blur.  It might not ever have happened.

Of course, this leads me to start thinking.  There is obviously some inventive, innovative, ground-breaking, earth-shattering, 10.5 style, lesson to be learned from this.  If not that, at least something to design and patent.  Think about it.  You enter the shower, turn on the water, and then presto you're at work, dressed and ready to go.  There must be some scientific explanation to it all, and if there is, then there must be something to leverage, something to build.

Automatic shower teleporters & fashion coordinators.   The ultimate service.

Think about it.



Comments (3)

  1. Anonymous Cow Herd says:

    I don’t know… getting teleported to work right in the middle of a shower sounds too much like a bad dream.

  2. Mark M says:

    My fashion coordinator is broken.

  3. David Goldstein says:

    This explains one of two things:

    1. why you keep showing up at work naked and wet

    …but since you explicitly said you were dressed…

    2. not that you are being teleported, but that somebody is experimenting with the ability to erase portions of your memory. I bet you don’t even remember the $1,850 I lent you last month, do you?


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