Awesome MIT campus map messages
The MIT campus map at https://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg has some very, very funny messages displayed as you zoom in and out.
Even despite the comment on large Seattle-based companies (thankfully Microsoft is Redmond-based), you'll surely appreciate the humor. They had me clicking for a while, trying to see all the messages.
My favorite: "Please Wait... (as if you had any other choice)"
Enjoy!