The Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia…Rap… "Lazy Sunday" Video.


Our own Katie Holmes (no this one has nothing to do with TomCruise) saw this video called "Lazy Sunday" live at SNL this Saturday - and the internal mail finally got hold of the Chronic Narnya Rap.


Its the rap by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell about the two of them enjoying a lazy Sunday in New York City, a day that includes Magnolia Bakery, Mr. Pibb, Red Vines, and "The Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia."


2 words - Crazy. Delicious.


Instant Classic??? True-that. Double-True.


Update: Lazy Sunday Lyrics


Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
 Call Parnell just to see how he's doing.
 Hello? What up, Pars!
 Yo Sandburg, what's crackin?
 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
 Narnia! Then it's happenin'!
 But first, my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
 Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
 No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frosting.
 I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
 Two, no six, no twelve, bakers dozen!
 I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
 Yo, where's the movie playin?
 Upper west side, dude!
 Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
 I prefer Mapquest!
 That's a good one too.
 Googlemaps is the best!
 True that! Double true!
 68th and Broadway.
 Step on it sucka!
 What you want to do chris?
 snack attack, mutha----!
 
 The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 
 Yo, stop at the deli.
 The theatre is overpriced!
 You got that backpack?
 I'm going to pack it up nice.
 We don't want security to get suspicious!
 Mr. Pibbs plus red vines equals crazy delicious.
 Reach in my pocket and pull out some dough,
 Girl acted like she never seen a $10 before!
 It's all about the Hamiltons baby
 Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
 
 Roll up to the theate
 Ticket buying what we're handling,
 You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons
 Parked in our seats movie trivia is the illest!
 "What friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?"
 We answered so fast it was scary:
 Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry!
 Then quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic
 We're about to be taken to a dream world of magic
 
 In the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
 Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Comments (2)
  1. Eric says:

    Now that’s funny. Lots of good work-place phrases in those lyrics. I’ll be using:

    To signify the urge to "Do Lunch":

    "My hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape."

    When ascertaining the most efficient route to TR2:

    "Let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route."

    After reaching consensus on a significant business decision:

    "True that! Double true!"

    When announcing an early meeting departure:

    "I’m Ghost like Swayze."

    Prior to meeting with our dear friend and colleague, UN:

    "We’re about to be taken to a dream world of magic" 🙂

    Cheers, Eric

  2. Pradeep UN says:

    I shd have known I was going to create a monster – considering the last 2 raps u know are Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer.

    Are u planning on memorizing these before TechReady2 ? 🙂

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