Beresheit, with sidekicks (from the New Yorker, via Monica Cellio's blog)
Monica (old friend from college) linked to it, I nearly had to clean up my monitor after reading it...
Day No. 1:
And the Lord God said, “Let there be light,” and lo, there was light. But then the Lord God said, “Wait, what if I make it a sort of rosy, sunset-at-the-beach, filtered half-light, so that everything else I design will look younger?”
“I’m loving that,” said Buddha. “It’s new.”
“You should design a restaurant,” added Allah.
https://www.newyorker.com/printables/shouts/050926sh_shouts
Edit: fixed link to Monica