Clippy Lives!
My boss just sent me this blog post from a friend of his. The language is a bit rough, but I came close to spewing soda (pop for those of you in Piksburgh, coke for those of you in Atlanta) all over my monitor.
https://www.caseytime.com/index.cgi/2005/07#mom_and_paperclip
Edit: Hold on, the link's dead - trying to figure out what happened.
Edit2: I'm not going to pull this article (because I'd have to explain what happened), it was quite funny, but I've not heard back from Casey so... Sorry for the false alarm :(
Edit3: Link's up again. Thanks Casey :)
Edit4: Casey's Noel's friend :)