(To be sung, with respect, to the general tune of John Lennon's Happy Christmas.)
So it's review time
And what have you done?
One set of commitments over
A new one just begun
But does any of it matter?
This time we all make
To fuss over ratings
And claiming our take
Did reviews create the PC?
Did they contribute to the Web?
Will they improve the human condition?
Will they make a topic for TED?
So have a happy review time!
And write what you want
Make it sound like you exceeded
And yes this is a taunt!
Here's a better idea: Do what needs to be done. And when something needs to be done, do it.