"I see spastic animated gifs as the standard medium for illustrating stories in the future"


Quote of the day:



I see spastic animated gifs as the standard medium for illustrating stories in the future. I believe that one day everything from children’s stories to the Bible will be made whole by a seizure inducing barrage of poorly animated gifs. Lets face it, text and static illustrations are no longer a satisfactory means of delivering information. Modern audiences need to be captivated, and nothing catches the eye more than a poorly animated gif. That’s why all the professional webmasters rely on countless animated gifs to keep their audience entertained and loyal.


 


 

Comments (2)

  1. Chris says:

    Hillarious – reminds me of Snow Crash a bit…manipulation of the mind, only misused for commercial purposes.