bbSpot's Top 11 Ways to Celebrate Reaching Level 60

One of my favorite satire sites is bbSpot. It's cool that the site creator managed to quite his day job to run this site and evidently makes enough off advertising to feed his family. In any event, I'm hooked, and his Top Eleven lists ("This One Goes to Eleven" -- something for Jeff Sandquist to keep in mind) vary from merely silly to ones that make me shoot my coffee out of my nose. This week, it's the Top 11 Ways to Celebrate Reaching Level 60.