Microsoftie Opens Nursery in his Office at Work

Due to the economic downturn I have been forced to start up a new business in my Microsoft office. The tech industry is certainly not the cash cow it used to be. Scrounging around the hallways I have located many plants that are in dire need of attention and water. I have quietly removed these plants, relocating them to my office. I don’t think anyone will notice.

The real challenge for the Microsoft Nursery will be getting customers past security. Priced to sell, I feel the plants will bring in plant-loving customers who want to rescue these poor plants. I taking your orders now.

On April 1 every year, Microsoft has a long tradition of pranking their employees on the company’s internal Web site. It’s fun to see how long it takes people to notice. Here is a snippet from the site:

Happy April Fools!