Some funny conversations with my kids


Sorry, but as a parent I am legally binded towards one of these posts every once in awhile.  For background, Eitan is three and Nathan is two.


 


Eitan: I want a car.


Me: A car?  Why do you need a car?


Eitan: So I can drive to school.


Me: So you can drive to school?


Eitan: Yes, and I’ll have car seats in the back for you.


Me: Car seats?!


Eitan: Big car seats.  And a little one for Nathan.


 


One day I hard boiled six eggs and divided them equally between three bags so Eitan, Nathan, and I could take them to school, work and eat them.


Me: Eitan, how many eggs are there?


Eitan: There are two eggs.


Me: No, there are six eggs.


Eitan: No, there are two eggs.


Me: Let’s count them one…two…three…four…five…six.  Six eggs.


Eitan: No. One…two. One…two.  One…two. Two eggs.


 


Me: (telling my wife about something) blah blah blah blah.  What would he do that?  It’s just plain stupid! Blah blah blah


Nathan: (interjecting) You said “stupid”!


Me: (admittedly) Yes, I did.


Nathan: You need to sit in the naughty chair.


Me: (sitting in the naughty chair) OK, Nathan, tell me when it is OK to get up.


Nathan: OK.  You can get up.


Me: Thank you Nathan.


Nathan: Don’t say stupid any more.


 


Comments (1)

  1. mon@rch says:

    This is cute Joe!   I can so see this happening!  LOL great memory!