Forget the lg chocolate phone....
One of my german colleagues forwarded this to me as a piece of Friday humour :)
It's the Marziphone! :)
It's available now at a discounted price of 9.95 euros. That's pretty good value for a qwerty smartphone ;)
https://pocketland.de/product.php?prod_id=33776&SID=f2dd0be6c591dc4d4778b15a930624be