software tester wanted

Position requires comparing an insanely complicated, poorly documented product to a nonexistent or woefully incomplete specification. Help from original developers will be minimal and given grudgingly. Product will be used in environments that vary widely with multiple users, multiple platforms, multiple languages and other such impossibilities yet unknown but just as important. Performance, security and privacy are absolute must haves and the applicant is expected to teach us exactly what that means. Post release failures are unacceptable and could cause us to go out of business so some knowledge of appropriate quality buzzwords is necessary.