Hey, I am sure there are a bunch of new years resolution-makers out there. The gym fills up and then slowly empties out. And people start being rude to their mothers-in-law again and smoking a little more. Pleh, this time of year is for dashed expectations and self-disappointment. Why bother?
But there is something that you *can* do. Something you can feel really good about. You can go on Taco Bell's Drive-Thru Diet (TM). Taco Bell thinks you are stupid, America. And they are partially right.
Oh don't worry, I am not talking about you, blog readers. You have exceptional intellect and taste, because, duh....you're here. I am talking about those other people over there.