As you gather for your awkward family 4th of July

You know, Aunt Ruth always brings the fruit salad with the marshmallows. And that don't float in Seattle. And Jimmy tinkles in the pool. Cousin Lisa brings a new boyfriend and everyone calls him by the name of the old boyfriend.

Anyway, as you gather for your awkward family 4th of July, remember that it could be *more* awkward. And it could be caught on film.