Saint Patricks Day Haiku

Don't pretend you don't have one. Here's mine:


Saint Patricks Day Eve

I want to drink and pass out

Yes, I am Irish.


Why are haiku so fun? OK, now you try.

Comments (18)

  1. Lauren Smith says:

    Ginger with freckles

    Her breath heavy of green beer,

    "Kiss me, I’m Irish"

  2. burg says:

    I love the haiku

    my liver is not in shape

    thank you W S U

  3. Oh St. Patricks Day

    Such a big fuss on being green

    I could not care less

  4. JamesCurran says:

        my count, 5-6-5

     tradition says  5-7-5

        Drinking already ?

  5. HeatherLeigh says:

    Depends on how you pronounce "drink"

  6. JamesCurran says:

      Dictionary dot com

     say only one syllable

      slurring your words too?

       I am seeing two.

     Are you Repeating your self?

       First sign of blotto!

  7. HeatherLeigh says:

    It’s a joke, friend. Lighten up.

  8. JamesCurran says:

        Damn! I just can’t type.

     "say" should be written "says" there.

       And I am sober!

  9. JamesCurran says:

      You ask for Haiku.

      I provided five verses.

      How light should I be?

  10. HeatherLeigh says:

    Keep going and I’ll let you know when you are there.

  11. HeatherLeigh says:

    Careful Grouchy Steve Boyko, the syllable police are watching us. All of these holidays can be over-done if they aren’t one of your favorites. It was a big deal living in Chicago and it does make me wonder about my family in Ireland.

  12. HeatherLeigh says:

    Lauren – well done.

    burg – that is awesome. That needs to be inscribed on a monument somewhere on the WSU campus.

  13. HeatherLeigh says:

    Dear Haiku police

    Count "dictionary" again

    Folks in glass houses


    I write the haiku

    And love the sudoku too

    Don’t like sake though

  14. Wine-oh says:

    No Green Beer for me,

    Im better with Limericks than Haiku’s.

    But I will spare you all.

  15. HeatherLeigh says:

    Frosted lucky charms

    they’re magically delicious

    coincidence, no?

  16. RB says:

    What’s the deal

    No Irish Need Apply

    Get it?

  17. Bad_Brad says:

    If I drink green beer

    Will my vomit be green, too?

    Tonight I find out

  18. HeatherLeigh says:

    Haha…love it Bad_Brad!

    The Guiness Package

    Says to serve it very cold

    That just seems so wrong

    St pats ’94

    Drank 2 black and tans, one bud

    Threw up foam in cab

    Chicago girl here

    Miss the green river, green beer

    Not the snow in March

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